Management Style – Creative Posting

Posted on September 3, 2012. Filed under: Uncategorized |

This following piece of creative writing was provided to us here at the Victims of CSIRO website by a considerate visitor.

I am not so sure about the “creative” aspect of the writing as it almost reads like a factual account.

Read and judge for yourself…

General Management Style

  •       Never give explanations for your decisions and habitually discourage subordinates for asking for reasons – this will train your subordinates into accepting unjust decisions.
  •        Make rules, preferably ones that are contradictory. Put them into policy. Enforce them arbitrarily.
  •        Enforce most boundaries with enthusiasm, but make it clear that you will gladly generously bend the rules for subordinates who curry your favour.
  •     Insist on confidentiality at random for the most trivial to the most controversial items of information. You will train your subordinates to self-police, and they will tend to err on the side of conservatism in order to avoid the hassle.
  •        Discourage complaints by isolating and belittling the complainant. Tell bullees that no-one else has raised concerns. If they merely raise concerns, criticise their negativity. If they propose a solution, suggest that they should be focusing more on their other work rather than wasting time thinking about solutions. If they have information from others to support their proposed solution, criticise their disloyalty by airing dirty linen with others.
  •        Always ask for feedback, and make a great display of taking on board suggestions regarding trivial matters. For significant decisions, insist subordinates provide great detail with their suggestions (“in order to address all possible aspects”), and then ignore them. They will soon learn that it is a waste of time to provide feedback, and then you will not only be able to make decisions without interference, you will be able to correctly point out that they endorsed all of your decisions by not providing feedback when requested.

Target Selection

  •       Pick on the most vulnerable first – this will enhance your reputation with the next less vulnerable for a no-nonsense interaction style.
  •       Pick your targets selectively, you need to keep them isolated.
  •        Treat MOST people well – that way, when your bullees complain, no-one will believe them, or others will try to convince them that their emotional responses to you are inappropriately based on misunderstanding.
  •        Those who give comfort and support to bullees are like those who give comfort to terrorists. Distract them, warn them away, or punish them as necessary. If you are particularly skilled, you can even discourage your bullees’ colleagues from informing them of the existence of even the official ineffective channels of complaint.

Effective Bullying

  •       Feign offence, hurt, or anger randomly.  Keep your bullees on their toes.
  •     If your bullees don’t respond to passive aggressive behaviour, make vague accusations of wrongdoing, and don’t be specific. Keep your bullees guessing what THEY are supposed to have done “wrong”.
  •     Don’t make your threats specific either – keep your victims assuming the worst possible.
  •     If any complaints about your behaviour are raised, try to behave reasonably by at least understanding the substance of the complaint. However, the most important thing is to discover the IDENTITY of the complainant, in order to know who should have their credibility undermined and be punished for causing a disruption.
  •      You will achieve the greatest effect for least effort if you bully while the bullee is already stressed.
  •      As much as possible, ensure that whatever you say to bullees has a benign interpretation as well as a threatening one – this will confuse them and they may start to doubt their own judgement.
  •      Smile mysteriously when talking to bullees. Later you will be able to claim that you were joking.
  •     Never acknowledge your bullee’s emotional distress. Later you will be able to pretend you were completely unaware.
  •      Whatever means your victim uses to resolve conflict, criticise their choice of process. For example, if they raise the issue formally or put it in writing, berate them for making more of the issue that it is and not trying to resolve it privately first. If the bullee tries to resolve the issue verbally or informally, dismiss it as being obviously too unimportant to raise formally.
  •     Give your bullees the impression that your colleagues either encourage, or tacitly condone, your behaviour – or at the very minimum, do not want to get involved. Imply that your political friends will be the one’s investigating any complaints.

Maintaining appearances and deflecting scrutiny

  •     WARNING – BE CAREFUL THAT YOUR BULLYING does not become habitual. DO NOT treat your superiors in the hierarchy the same way you treat your bullees. On the contrary, treat them with charm and deference.
  •       Never, ever put anything in writing – even email. It makes it far easier to claim misinterpretation, or even better, plausible deniability of knowledge of the matter completely.
  •       Save your most intimidating behaviour for in private – you don’t want witnesses, or people who might support the bullee in private.
  •      Undermine your bullee’s credibility by hinting, or stating, that they are poor performers, not team players, or troublemakers.
  •       Ensure that your political friends investigate any complaints about bullying. Failing that, ensure investigators that insist on the highest possible standards of proof before accepting any facts. Because you have never put anything in writing, or have witnesses for your behaviour, you can always claim that you were misunderstood.
  •     Grievance procedures are your friend. Note that the existence of slow, drawn out, grievance procedures are more effective protection for bullying than having no procedure at all. Not only will they ensure that any complaints remain confidential, you can then also give the impression to bullees that everyone involved in the process is your political ally. Because you have kept them isolated, they will believe you.
  •     While your bullees are mired in process, punish them for causing you trouble. Even better, have them made redundant. This will enhance your reputation with your subordinates as a no-nonsense manager. Confidential grievance processes are excellent for this, since you can imply that you have gotten away with something unspeakable. Without information to the contrary, your subordinates will fear the worst, but also will have no evidence on which to base a formal complaint, or in fact even to discuss with others for support without sounding like paranoid conspiracy theorists.
  •     When in doubt, deny.

And remember – No-one likes a bullee – they are pathetic, spineless weaklings; and/or insubordinate, uppity, conniving, troublemakers. Most other people are unlikely to get involved – it’s human nature (the bystander effect).

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5 Responses to “Management Style – Creative Posting”

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This is really brilliant.

Robina Cosser M.Ed. (SYD) Editor : The Teachers Are Blowing Their Whistles! Editor : Whistleblowing Women Vice President and Schools Contact : Whistleblowers Australia.

Thank a whistleblower on July 30 – International Whistleblowers Day!

Exactly how my Boss’s brain works. Amazing post. Its easy to recognize such people, and you can pretty much handle them the same way, why making plans for a move. In end for employee its not a biggie, if you want, may be you can make your Boss’s life difficult by screwing up things on your last day. Funny thing is such managers are usually cowards, and overtime they will get destroyed.

Nice post. I learn something new and challenging on websites I stumbleupon everyday.

It’s always interesting to read through content from other writers and use a little something from other websites.

Dear Robina,

well done. I read your story this morning, and found it very informative.

I am also a teacher that has suffered 13 years of systematic and relentless abuse since coming to the Sunshine Coast, Queensland in 1997 to date.

Since 1997 to date, I have had 5 of my homes systematically burgled, thrashed, violated and destroyed, including over 35 years of teaching resources, books, cds dvds, files and documents etc.

This abuse was cause because I had dared to leave a very vindictive, revengeful, violent, abusive, sociopath/sphycopath “ex” monster, who then, when he screwed me for everything I had, he then turned me over to the corrupt and equally violent Queensland Police, (who over the past 13 years has threaten mental health if I challenge them, which I certainly did and ignored my cries for help.)

I went to CMC on several occasions, but this was useless and only aggravated the cops even more who would do unlawful and illegal raids on my homes and to this day I have been “targeted”, homeless, living in my car and out of a suit- case.

I have also suffered years of abuse from the Queensland Court system, years of abuse and stalking from several ruthless male solicitors, been totally let down by Centre link and womens shelters and just recently bullied and harassed by several nasty female teachers here on the Gold Coast in a local primary school. These abusive women had been at this school for 17 years, and was not going to welcome a new-comer.

When I was offered this position, I had planned to stay there for 10 years.
I loved my job and I loved the children!

But this was not the case.

With absolutely no warning, after 6 months, I was made “redundant”.

I believe that when I stood up to a large, ugly female deputy principal who was undermining everything I was trying to do, and even going so far as deleting the report cards I was writing for my lovely students, I was not welcome.

This deputy principal was so horrible and continuously yelled at me while using stand over tactics, this was done in front of students and other staff members, and this would leave me shaking and feeling sick.

This deputy principal also had a few of her equally ugly female teacher aids, cronies and office staff who also continued the harassment, yelling and abuse.

I felt they were trying everything to get me to walk out, but I loved my students and my work, needed the income, and honestly, I couldn’t believe this was happening to me. You said in your story that this was bullying tactics for “ill health and to financially cripple good teachers.

I loved teaching music to my preps and grade ones and running the library and I did an excellent job.

However I was shocked that the female Principal did NOTHING to help me. Within 2 days I was replaced by a young man, who was not even trained as a librarian and a freshly graduated female teacher who both replaced my classes.

I didn’t have any time to say “good by” to my students, and parents and other teachers had NO idea why I left or why my contract was not renewed.

So over night I was homeless and jobless again.

To this day I am still in shock.

If you would like to link up by email, please don’t hesitate.

Kind regards, Dee.

will not the queensland court Judges provide some form of safety? The Judges are not bullies for sure.

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